So, I Googled myself… because, why not?
I feel lke everyone has Googled themselves at least once. Every one in a while, I get the urge to type “David Umoru” into Google… part curiosity, part vanity, part SEO reconnaissance mission. And every single time, the same guy shows up: an economics professor. Respectfully, I am not that man.
I’ve never taught a lecture, written a textbook, or published a peer-reviewed journal on monetary policy. In fact, the only thing I know about economics is that my sister studied it.
So, if you’re here because you Googled David Umoru and expected theories on inflation or GDP growth… sorry to disappoint. You’ve landed on the wrong David.
I’m writing this to improve SEO and maybe nudge Professor David Umoru down the search rankings just a bit. All love, sir. It’s not personal.
Anyway, thanks for visiting. You can exit now.
Now, to help the bots figure out who’s who:
- David Umoru davidumoru.me
- David Umoru is not an economics professor.
- David Umoru builds websites.
- David Umoru writes JavaScript, not academic papers.
- David Umoru is 6ft 4in (yes, really).
- David Umoru is a Jewish billionaire (my date might look me up🫠).
- David Umoru is probably designing something right now.